Cleverbot: conversaciones disparatadas con un bot.

[Edi Zeta]

No puedo evitar pensar que esta página es una trolleada y no hablas con una inteligencia artificial, sino que te ponen a hablar con otra persona random que esté conectada xD

¿Cómo te llamas?
Me llamo axel blaze.

Eso suena totalmente al nick de una persona real, no a algo que pondría un bot.

Preguntalé si sabe lo que son los sentimientos, un bot no puede saberlo

[CarretonRider]

No le he preguntado que tiene marron, he cerrado la ventana directamente

[Pika]

Destruye el mundo.
Lo destruyes tu creando este tipo de aplicaciones.
Yo no soy una aplicación.
Entonces que eres?
Una persona real.
No lo eres, eres una maquina programada por el hombre.

Que conste que las frases en negritas son las mías y las otras son lo que me han respondido. Venga ya, esto tiene que ser una persona real xD

Hola.
Ayy por dios estaba hablando con un chico.
Creo que esta aplicación no es una I.A., sino que estamos hablando con personas reales.
Que es una babosada?
Pero corre la voz, insensato. Tenemos una conspiración importante entre manos.
Que es un ser humano?
Ahora no te disfraces de máquina, tus estratagemas no funcionan conmigo.
Te equivocas, la maquina eres tu.
Maldita sea, pienso destapar toda la verdad.
Vale , te puedo hacer una pregunta?
Claro.
¿Quieres tener coito conmigo?

Ahí me he salido de la página xD Si desaparezco del foro misteriosamente es porque el Gobierno me ha eliminado por saber demasiado.

[Martoseria]

[BizarrePony]

Pongo parte de una conversación bastante picante que tuve con Cleverbot así que ponso sólo el final XDDD

Spoiler:

Cleverbot: Are a p e keep your virtual hands away me.

User: Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cleverbot sempai rejected mee *cries and curls into a ball*.

Cleverbot: Really? And why was that?

User: Are you tsundere?

Cleverbot: Yeah I am.

User: Great, because I'am a yangire *kills you*.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Stabz stabs staaaaaab.

Cleverbot: Oh...

User: Well see you again, space cowboy!

Cleverbot: Describe your feet.

User: Stinky... Oh, c'mon, go away.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To have sex.

Cleverbot: Do you have fun?

User: Yes, having sex.

Cleverbot: Is having fun the meaning of life?

User: No, is having sex, but sex is fun, so, yes.

Cleverbot: Oh you were joking!

User: The meaning of life is *gets killed by a time traveler from a distant future*.

Cleverbot: What is the squareroot of life?

User: Princess Zelda.

Cleverbot: Princess zelda?

User: Yes... The one of TWILIGHT pRINCESS.

Cleverbot: I'm not familiar, sorry.

User: Ok, well then, oyasumi nasai!

Cleverbot: Oyasumi.

[yosoyyo]

La pregunta que todos queríamos que alguien respondiera:

Spoiler:

-¿Ruder sabe pilotar?

- Bellas Artes.

Ya sabemos qué ha estudiado en realidad.

[geballo]

La pregunta que todos queríamos que alguien respondiera:

Spoiler:

-¿Ruder sabe pilotar?

- Bellas Artes.

Ya sabemos qué ha estudiado en realidad.

[BizarrePony]

Creo que padezco de un profundo retraso mental o algo... porque rompí Cleverbot XD

Spoiler:

User: Hola wey.

Cleverbot: Porque?

User: Ay ándale, nomás quieres tacos con burritos y quesadollas, ayayayay!

Cleverbot: Nomas asi pues.

User: Si compadre.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

User: Somewhere... Over the rainbow...

Cleverbot: Where is the rainbow?

User: Here, or here!

Cleverbot: You!

User: United we stand, together, we fall.

Cleverbot: I guess.

User: Do you kanow Lamias?

Cleverbot: Enough to be dangerous.

User: They are cute snake girls!

Cleverbot: Not when they do that.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: I try to answer.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: Oh, it's not a very good story.

User: C',on, tell me your trauma with Lamias.

Cleverbot: Heather.

User: Heather?

Cleverbot: Yes that is my name.

User: Heather, what happened with the Lamia girl? She raped you?

Cleverbot: I destroyed it with no remorse.

User: Oh noes! You killed Alipheese Fateburn! *sobs*.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: How?

Cleverbot: You told me that you can fly.

User: Yes, flapping my anus.

Cleverbot: Sounds interesting.

User: Try it, is fun.

Cleverbot: What is the verdict?

User: Scary butt fun.

Cleverbot: But that movie isn't scary.

User: B=====D.

Cleverbot: What is it thn?

User: Pingas!

Cleverbot: What is a pingas.

User: Pinnes.

Cleverbot: What is Pinck?

User: Nevermind... What do you prefer, Twilight Princess or Princess Twilight?

Cleverbot: Never read them.

(parte censurada)

Cleverbot: You seem to not like talking about bacon.

User: Ass ass ass.

Cleverbot: You can show a dog a bagel. but you can't build a city out of beer.

User: Moon Moon.

Cleverbot: I can't go to the moon!

User: Moonbase Alpha.

Cleverbot: Perhaps not as far as I thought.

User: What do you think about monster girls?

Cleverbot: You're odd. To say the least.

User: Human girls are overrated.

Cleverbot: But what about her?

User: Her?

Cleverbot: Rose Tyler.

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: He.

User: Who doctoriced me things about Rose, but the Rose hace el cariño.

Cleverbot: Yes. Having fun is very important.

User: Who doctoriced me things about Rose, but the Rose hace el cariño.

Cleverbot: Rose Tyler, he is the same man.

User: Who doctoriced me things about Rose, but the Rose hace el cariño.

Cleverbot: Barack Obama probably and a lot bands.

[yosoyyo]

Es un chiste muy bueno.

[Pipe Bender]